Queglhas

A 1997 poem by an unknown writer, writing under the pen name of “el Metrefieir Mac’hind” (“the Naughty Poet”).

Queglhas

Noi demandent voastra
capitulaziun imediada es uncondiziunal
àl num dels þervuschlas din dels tavac’hosts
es dals beschciolas da toct i pläts!
Oc’h, es veleveu zemandarh-te
come grülts sint voschtri citaxhiens?
Undereveu quançeux da lor
povadréu descharh ainciün va basint da vagnha.
Blah blah blah, c’hor c’hor c’hor.
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¡SPLAT!

Bugs

We demand your
immediate and unconditional surrender
in the name of potted plants
and small animals everywhere!
Oh, and I wanted to ask
how large are your citizens?
I was wondering how many of them
I could fit into my bathtub.
Blah blah blah, whine whine whine.
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SQUISH!